note to self

Typing "Knock on Wood" on your blog has absolutely no effect on the future.

As I hit "publish" yesterday, the phone rang.
"Hello Lonster, this is the school nurse. Miss Sunshine just puked all over the school. Could you come pick her up please?"

When I got there, she told me in her high-pitched, sing-song, only-talks-to-sick-kids-all-day voice, that kids have been puking and leaving all day long. "Oh......you haven't gotten it yet? Well, you definitely have something to look forward to!"

Gee.....Thanks Lady.

My stomachs been knotted-up and gurgly for a couple days, but no puking. Maybe I'm super duper man, and the bug can't infiltrate my gnarly immune system. Knock on wood.

Oh yeah, that doesn't work........