Weathermen suck

After a day full of winter weather warnings and alarmist banter, I woke up this morning expecting a winter wonderland………nothing. I didn’t even have to scrape the windshield….Dammit. Unlike most folks, I love winter. I like the cold. I like snow. I like long nights and thick socks, but this winter has been disappointing. We’ve had snow a few times, but never enough to make a snowman or an igloo, just enough to make mud when it melts. To make matters worse, all the veteran weather guys around here quit this year, and now all the channels have new guys who are competing to freak out the “hometown viewers” with pending weather catastrophes. They’re really pissing me off.
I’m ready for spring now.