Gravity

brrrrrr......12° is too dam cold.

Imagine if gravity was variable, like temperature is. The weather man would say things like, “Today’s gonna be a heavy day, with a gravity index of 1.3” or “Today should be as light as a feather, with a gravity index of 0.7” The light days would be good for hiking, rock climbing, and sports in general. Heavy days would be good for napping, strength training, driving fast on tight curves and demolition.
Today feels heavy.