I'm Lovin it

the following is a transcript of a story caught on tape in 1990 as told by the zenmaster

There was a time that I went to McDonalds. I was standing next to a guy that I had never seen before in my entire life. It was quite busy at McDonalds. I went up and ordered a quarter pounder with cheese, a large fry, and a large coke. I had not seen what the guy next to my had ordered, I had no reason to pay any attention to it. The lady came up with two trays, one of them had a large fry, and a large coke. The other one had a fillet of fish, a small coke, and an apple pie. I had nothing to do with that order. Well, the man next to me began eating the fries off of my tray. He reached his hand over and pulled fries out of the large fries that I had ordered. The shockness of the situation made it so that I could not react appropriately. Yeah, so you know, I was trying to be calm.....so to prove that I knew that they were my fries, I reached over and put my hand in the box, and I pulled out four fries, and I ate them one after the other. I never got a single glance from the man, but he kept eating my fries. Well, it was a very strange situation, and it kept going on until the entire box was empty, and we never exchanged a single glance or said a single word. It was about then that the lady walked up, handed me a bag and a coke and said, “Here’s your order sir."