The Cardiologists Funeral

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. After the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. One of the mourners burst into laughter. With all eyes staring at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral...I'm a gynecologist."

Then, the proctologist fainted.